Thursday, November 19, 2015

#Funny #SanskariJamesBond #Memes: My name is Bond, #Sanskari #Bond #007 #Spectre #CensorBoard Tweets Messages Best

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Chikoo and milk. Shaken, not stirred. 
What if James bond turns Sanskari? Here is the collection of best memes on James Bond Nov 2015 release "Spectre". People are amazing when it comes to meme..
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The SanskariJamesBond in Thaliva Style.. like a Boss.
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Alok Nath Ji's reaction on The SanskariJamesBond
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The SanskariJamesBond would chant.. JaBo, Namo..
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Censor BORED.. oopes, Board would make The SanskariJamesBond like this.
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The SanskariJamesBond would approve.. Pyaar ka Chatrinama..
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The SanskariJamesBond is the Gau Mutra Fan
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Few of the funny Tweets, SMS, Whatsapp Messages are here..
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#SanskariJamesBond Dies Another Day and gets reincarnated the next day.
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#SanskariJamesBond would kill adversaries with kapalbhati
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Bae: No one's home
#SanskariJamesBond sends security guards to protect her.
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Alka Yagnik to play bond girl and will be seen exposing
lot of sad songs.
#SanskariJamesBond
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#SanskariJamesBond will have Ganpati Aarti as background music.
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#SanskariJamesBond seduces women by lighting aggarbattis in his bedroom and then introduces them to his Mom.
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#sanskarijamesbond better use flowers next time to show kiss.
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In #SanskariJamesBond movies, Bond girls will have names like Pooja & Aarti.
"What's Bond doing?"
"Pooja & Aarti"
"Oh!"
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Bye Rolls Royce! #SanskariJamesBond is on a rath yatra.
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#SanskariJamesBond never stays outside after 8 pm.
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#SanskariJamesBond 's next assignment is to find the person who steals devotees chappals in day and Mandir's ghant at night.
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#SanskariJamesBond will fail in every mission because he will check in on Facebook at every airport, hotel, beach...
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SanskariJamesBond Leaves for every mission after taking maa-bappu's ashirwaad.
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No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.
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#SanskariJamesBond will wear Dhoti and 'Ram' imprint shawl instead of Black suit.
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I have one of my own too..
Please select a prefix for your name..
1. Mr.
2. Mrs.
3. Sanskari
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Credits
"Success is.. loving what you do and doing what you love."
#GuruWithGuitar
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Posted by Vikrmn: Author of "10 Alone" (CA Vikram Verma) 10Alone.com
Preorder for "Guru with Guitar" is open now. 
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